Safari and Firefox seem to be a no-go for the blond joke and the WoW birth control device. I *read* that they're great though.
Phil Gerbyshak
· 3 years ago
Happy Birthday Robert. Thanks for sharing your day with us!
Jason
· 3 years ago
That's great, RObert. Happy Birthday!
Leo Nelson
· 3 years ago
Happy Birthday
Josh
· 3 years ago
Happy Birthday Robert!
All the best!
Josh
Eric D. Burdo
· 3 years ago
Happy Birthday!
Donna Tocci
· 3 years ago
Ah-ha, a January birthday for you too, eh? Enjoy your special day, Robert!
Doug Klippert
· 3 years ago
Something I just learned the other day. You are not blonde. You are blond
Carsti
· 3 years ago
Happy birthday! I'm looking forward to the next Summit, perhaps we meet again. It was a pleasure. Have a great time!
Christopher Coulter
· 3 years ago
Blogging is a birth control device.
John
· 3 years ago
How come that WOW WMV file won't play on my Macintosh? I've upgraded to the Flip WMV plugin that Microsoft is pushing instead of Windows Media Player... and it doesn't work... I get sound, but not video.
John
· 3 years ago
and happy birthday, btw!
Ritchie Hughes
· 3 years ago
Robert, FYI - those videos seem to mess up your feed on live.com. I get the video (http://www.premisedenied.com/img/blog/WOW.wmv) embedded in every single one of your entries when I preview the entries. Can you try it and let the live.com folks know?
Daniel Nicolas
· 3 years ago
Happy Birthday - It's my birthday too. =) have a good day
Tina
· 3 years ago
Happy Birthday! That is a brilliant joke. I'm not blond, so I got the idea quite quickly of course ;)
Dragos
· 3 years ago
happy b-day Robert!
Amit Gupta
· 3 years ago
Happy B'day Robert!! :)
beaulebens
· 3 years ago
Happy Birthday Robert!
And just FYI: The guys who do the Xbox song (Tripod) are an *excellent* comic trio, who used to do a weekly segment on the radio station JJJ in Australia. Their segment was called "A Song In An Hour" and was on "The Breakfast Show".
Basically the deal was that the 2 hosts of TBS would give them a number of topics (normally between 3 and 7 or so) and then Tripod would have an hour to come up with a song and perform it live on radio. They came up with some absolute stunners like "The Gospel According To Britney (Spears)", "The Naked Chef" (then I found out why he's not tackle out, why he's not in the buff, when he's cooking his stuff") and "Hot Girl in the Comic Shop" ("my competition was a kid with pimples and a guy in a wheelchair, so I knew I had to act fast").
Absolute GOLD.
Have a good one,
Beau
scobleizer
· 3 years ago
Ritchie, sorry about that I'll make sure the team sees this.
anon
· 3 years ago
Safari and Firefox seem to be a no-go for the blond joke and the WoW birth control device. I *read* that they’re great though.
I hope that at least you're blonde.
What's blonder than not getting a blonde joke?
Bill Sempf
· 3 years ago
OK, you got me. Firefox has like 20 open tabs.
Sheesh.
Happy birthday. I'll buy you a glass of Cab at the next Author's Summit.
S
Patrick Dodds
· 3 years ago
Happy Birthday Mr S - no word on how many years you have spent wandering the planet?
Patrick Dodds
· 3 years ago
Ooops and there it is in the next post down - ah well, happy birthday again in any case...
Shawn Swaner
· 3 years ago
Not being blonde, I got the joke by the 3rd or 4th link, but kept going for about 20 more because this is a very interesting collection of blogs that have nothing in common except for linking into this joke. What a great way to find something new to read.
Shawn Swaner
· 3 years ago
BTW - Happy Birthday Robert. You look younger than 41, but maybe that is because I picture Philip Seymour Hoffman when I read your blog. He should play you in the movie version of your book.
John Piercy
· 3 years ago
Happy B Day Rob
Hope your having fun whatever your doing ?
Enjoy the day !
John Piercy
Chrono Cr@cker
· 3 years ago
Happy Birthday Robert, have a great day! And as for the Blonde joke, well, I think it's a great idea to get a better rank in Technorati. :P
~ CC
Keyvan
· 3 years ago
Happy birthday Robert another year but this one is going to be the best yet 2006 is our year . enjoy your day , and I liked the videos .
Papa
· 3 years ago
The link to the joke is broken or something. whats up!!!
other than that happy b-day keep more of the channel9 goodness coming !!!!!!!!!
captsolo
· 3 years ago
Happy Birthday! :)))
mal
· 3 years ago
How far would you go for your best birthday ever?? :)
mad
· 3 years ago
From one blond to another, happy birthday. I bought your book today. Maybe I'll dye my hair black....
I like how Scoble's blog links to Ben's blog for the joke, which links to Shelley's blog for the post, which links back to Scoble's blog for the post. Is the joke that only a blonde would be dumb enough to keep surfing through the three sites without realizing that there's no joke? Because, if it is, then it works marvelously, seeing as how I'm blonde.
Chrono Cr@cker
· 3 years ago
Amazing. Robert has already got about 30 links to this post. Surely his Technorati rank is gonna go up. :P
Jon, that is the joke!!
Static Brain
· 3 years ago
Happy Birthday. Funny joke. If I wasn't a brunette I probably could have spent hours looking for the joke. Ha Ha. :-)
Alan Gutierrez
· 3 years ago
Happy way belated birthday Robert!
GC Philo
· 3 years ago
You devious bastard and your jokes!
edevil
· 3 years ago
I fell for that "blonde joke" thingy once. Its a lame way to get some hits.
Anyway, Happy Birthday Robert :)
cyesi23
· 3 years ago
Scobie, who would have thought it? The simple ones are always the best. HB :-)
Rajesh Barnwal
· 3 years ago
Belated Happy Birthday, Robert!
Colin
· 3 years ago
Just so you know, you really should check your link to the best blonde joke ever. It goes to the same place again and again, and I was showing it to my friend when POOF! It didn't work anymore...and he was really fooled too. Just make sure to check that link.
erinjulian
· 3 years ago
Happy Birthday!! It was great to see Tripod again...I saw them live in Sydney once upon a time & I have missed their sense of humour while travelling...thanks for making me smile today!!
kurokikazexing
· 3 years ago
Me and my blondie ass kept searching for it when that was in fact the joke in the first place. Damn I'm slow. Well, I really don't know you. But Happy Birthday anyway.
See yas Kaze.
Greg Hughes
· 3 years ago
Sheez, I finally figured out why the link was not working. Stupid referral spam filter setting - sorry. Fixed.
Randy
· 3 years ago
Hey there. Happy Birthday. It's my birthday on the 18th as well. Rock on, man.
M. Liang Liu
· 3 years ago
I hope you are the most happiest man in the world this day.
Hey, I haven't read the joke yet, but I'll zip on over and check it out! Hope you had a very happy birthday! :)
Ciana
· 3 years ago
Hey, Robert! E-mail me at KellyBrendon@yahoo.com. I want to make sure I actually got the joke, and that it's not being played on me by my computer.
(BTW, I got to your blog from my dashboard, in case you're wondering. :D)
LYNNE
· 3 years ago
I was looking for the world's best blond joke....what happened to it.
Karola
· 3 years ago
i've been trying to find the best blonde joke ever and keep going in a circle.. help where is the actual joke?! my curiosity is getting the best of me! :-) karola
scobleizer
· 3 years ago
Karola and others. The joke originally led from blog to blog to blog in an unending stream. You could click forever.
But, it turned out the traffic was taking some people's blogs down so Shelley turned it into a loop and linked it back to me. That was pretty funny too! Only a blonde would keep clicking the links in a circular fashion. :-)
eteraz
· 3 years ago
dude, i hope you realize that people only comment here b/c its the higest rated post on wordpress and they want exposure for their own blogs.
that is not why i'm here.
eteraz dot wordpress [yank]
Lynette
· 3 years ago
That is so great! I am not blonde--well, I'm dirty blonde, does that count?--but even I was stumped.
edeugalho
· 3 years ago
Stupid. Is only...
Steph
· 3 years ago
I must be missing something (probably because I'm blonde) but even though I click on the links, and the links they point to, I never land on the joke. Is that the joke?
Paul Brin
· 3 years ago
Gullible comes to mind, even though thats not even a word and has never appeared in a dictionary.
amy Lawerence
· 3 years ago
I think Blonde Joke are really stupid but not me
nikki crain
· 3 years ago
I think blondes are stupid but not me
susy
· 3 years ago
im sexy with boobs the size of soccer balls and i like tanning naked at the beach. im 21 and have had sex 29 times and im not married! you know you want me! my butt is clean and even tan!
Patrick
· 3 years ago
Oh, God, this is hilarious.
Ashley
· 3 years ago
Blondes are not dumb! I would know I am one. It is just a color of hair it does not mean anything.
so... wheres the blonde joke????? email me. ps. im not blonde. im brunett. I SWEAR
Ivan Minic
· 3 years ago
Ok.. following the story :D
LinkForever
· 3 years ago
This is second week I try to read this joke. No result... But I hope for next weeks searching.
Audio TopNet
· 3 years ago
Blondes are OK. And blonde jokes are OK too.
Karaoke
· 3 years ago
Blonde jokes I like. Blondes singing are horrible...
BHP
· 3 years ago
What a pity my wife is not a blonde. Anyway joke is OK if I only find it.
bob
· 3 years ago
your a twat!!!!!!!!!
DEVILMONKEY
· 3 years ago
HAPPY BDAY...WOW IS LIKE CRACK.. MY BOYFRIEND QUIT IT FOR ME...IT WAS HARD BUT I DID IT..
tator
· 3 years ago
i did not even get to read the joke because i could not find it and even if i did it probably would of been a waste of my time anyway so dont even try it because you are not funny at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nikhil
· 3 years ago
mother fucker
sam
· 3 years ago
born bastard...son of a bitch!!
rock
· 3 years ago
whoever started this shit is a son of prostitute...mother bastard.....
joe
· 3 years ago
black asshole
La dee Da
· 3 years ago
LOL. hehe - it took me ages to find it - I think one of the links is broken - but it was worth it in the end. Brilliant!
Ms. Place
· 3 years ago
Hah! I finally got the joke. In about two hours.
I exercised my fingers, tho.
You think you're funny? Check out my stuff. It's mind numbing. But, hey, I'm a blonde!
bob
· 2 years ago
it was rtarted horied it gave me a vrires
nik
· 2 years ago
check out this amazing site it has all the best jokes and games and funny pictures soon there will be a videos section www.laughatjoke.com
Elias
· 2 years ago
hahah, very funny....
ANONYMOUS
· 2 years ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE JOKE IVE BEEN CLICKING ON LINKS FOR 2 HOURS YOU LOT R STUPID
ANONYMOUS
· 2 years ago
F U FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU
BLOODY GEEKS
random
· 2 years ago
is the blonde joke the fact that by clicking on the links you are sent in a never ending circle
Robert Scoble
· 2 years ago
Random: you think? Are you blonde?
Paul
· 2 years ago
???
aubrey
· 2 years ago
hey robert i dont really kno u but happy bday whenever it was.. so wats with the whole joke thing? u kno my lil bros name is robert anyway have a good one
aubrey
jenny
· 2 years ago
wow why do they alays make fun of blonde like im not thay stupid!! lmao
im so stupid adn i no it so i dont care if any one makes fun of me lmao ?? i think anyway i need to no some more dumb blonde joke s kk so give me a new site with the funnies ??loljkjk no but really?
jenna
· 2 years ago
heyy am hommies i no y people amke fun of blondes its because were so liked that even if they make fun of us they no that it wont hurt our feelings because we no that were coolier then them and they no that to and i think thats why??? u got an idea?? llamo/lmao kk love blondes !!!!!!.............byee<3 <3
janna
· 2 years ago
lmao you guys are hilarious and thats cool to me anyways yeahh luve blondes <3<3<3 "byee"
blondie /janna
amanda lolis
· 2 years ago
oh yeahh i dont no but i wrote some thing and it earased buut yeahh w.e sooooooooo blonde got it going on i no bc i am one lmao jkjk anywasy any of u got a really good blodne joke that i wont alreadyy no?? write back on htios site kk lol'; byee<3<3
amanda lolis
· 2 years ago
lmao i got areally cool blonde joke for you here it is : Two blonde were walking and they came across some tracks, the first blonde said ..."hey look its deer tracks " and the 2nd blonde said "no those are moose tracks "..they were still arguing when.......the train hit them!!!!! yeahh u might think thats so gay buti love that joke its my favouiate !!! u can now tell that to all of ur freinds if u didnt already no that ...or if u even got freinds lmoa jkjjk anyways .................................... can cabu talk back kk lmao byee<3<3
the funnie thing is that i dont even no u guy s ohh wellll ill write more l8er kk lmaolamolmaolmaolamolamolmao byee
anglefromhell123p
· 2 years ago
i love blond joke even though i am not a blond in the hair but i am one at the heart :^)
anglefromhell123p
· 2 years ago
i love blond jokes i even tell them myself some times
Trich
· 1 year ago
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GoldieLocks
· 1 year ago
Being a blonde myself I have to say I love the post...
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aspx nonsense.
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Peter
http://peteremcc.wordpress.com
All the best!
Josh
You are not blonde.
You are blond
And just FYI: The guys who do the Xbox song (Tripod) are an *excellent* comic trio, who used to do a weekly segment on the radio station JJJ in Australia. Their segment was called "A Song In An Hour" and was on "The Breakfast Show".
Basically the deal was that the 2 hosts of TBS would give them a number of topics (normally between 3 and 7 or so) and then Tripod would have an hour to come up with a song and perform it live on radio. They came up with some absolute stunners like "The Gospel According To Britney (Spears)", "The Naked Chef" (then I found out why he's not tackle out, why he's not in the buff, when he's cooking his stuff") and "Hot Girl in the Comic Shop" ("my competition was a kid with pimples and a guy in a wheelchair, so I knew I had to act fast").
Absolute GOLD.
Have a good one,
Beau
I hope that at least you're blonde.
What's blonder than not getting a blonde joke?
Sheesh.
Happy birthday. I'll buy you a glass of Cab at the next Author's Summit.
S
Hope your having fun whatever your doing ?
Enjoy the day !
John Piercy
~ CC
enjoy your day , and I liked the videos .
other than that happy b-day keep more of the channel9 goodness coming !!!!!!!!!
http://dcortesi.com/gallery/geek/bj?full=1
http://flickr.com/photos/dcortesi/sets/1648540/
I was bored and traced back a tiny portion of the joke:
http://dcortesi.com/2005/12/24/blondes/
Jon, that is the joke!!
Anyway, Happy Birthday Robert :)
See yas
Kaze.
you deserve the best,guy.
(BTW, I got to your blog from my dashboard, in case you're wondering. :D)
But, it turned out the traffic was taking some people's blogs down so Shelley turned it into a loop and linked it back to me. That was pretty funny too! Only a blonde would keep clicking the links in a circular fashion. :-)
that is not why i'm here.
eteraz
dot
wordpress
[yank]
http://www.id34.com
ps. im not blonde. im brunett. I SWEAR
I exercised my fingers, tho.
You think you're funny? Check out my stuff. It's mind numbing. But, hey, I'm a blonde!
BLOODY GEEKS
aubrey
im so stupid adn i no it so i dont care if any one makes fun of me lmao ?? i think anyway i need to no some more dumb blonde joke s kk so give me a new site with the funnies ??loljkjk no but really?
llamo/lmao
kk love blondes !!!!!!.............byee<3 <3
luve blondes <3<3<3
"byee"
blondie /janna
lol';
byee<3<3
lmoa
jkjjk anyways
.................................... can cabu talk back kk
lmao
byee<3<3
the funnie thing is that i dont even no u guy s ohh wellll ill write more l8er kk
lmaolamolmaolmaolamolamolmao byee
Joel Kestenbaum. Kent Avenue Realty Co. LLC. 184 Kent Avenue Fifth Floor. Brooklyn, NY 11211.