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Besides that, Facebook has just about every application you would need - all "Open Social" is going to do is allow those same application developers to extend their applications to the other networks.
Now, I wouldn't say moving from one network to another is particularly "daunting" (I've already made that mistake). In 2004, I assumed that MySpace would be the ONLY social network I would need because all of my friends were there, and probably wouldn't move. Oh how wrong I was.
Plaxo sucks. I can't group add connections, and I am constantly spammed by salesmen from Florida who want to connect with me. I really don't want 5000 Plaxo friends with whom I have to keep up, but I have to ignore or block every one of them to keep my inbox clear.
You were mere weeks ago belaboring your opinion of just how much of a panacea Facebook was.
Now, again, mere weeks later, you are, while not abandoning Facebook, impugning the whole idea of their very existence since they are now not in the cool kids club with the evil monolith Google and its ilk.
Part of the problem of the Internet and this whole BS Web 2.0 nomenclature thing is that there are too many players. There is too much change, too quickly. Too many players who ideas mostly all suck. Only a few Web 2.0 companies actually have compelling offerings. 99% of them are dogcrap.
This meteoric rise of quite a few of these little firms is troubling because most of them will not survive their 5th birthday. Most of them are not even making money.
I suspect another bubble within a few years, a veritable backlash against.
In '99/00, anyone with an idea was given seed money. Almost no one showed any hope and for various reasons, the bubble burst.
Now, seven years later, we're seeing something similar. Everyone trying to be the panacea of Web 2.0. Only the strong survive. I agree with many blogs out there. This open social has about as much chance of succeeding as I do of winning the lottery.
Nope, I'm proud to be a facebook app developer and it's going to stay that way until they sort out what's surely going to become a huge mess with their fundamentally insecure platform.
Imagine being in San Francisco and out clubbing with your bros. You see this hot babe who looks like she might want to dance. You're a handsome guy. You spent a week's pay on your suit. After all, you're a CEO. Wearing something off the rack is just not appropriate for someone of your station. Oh, almost forgot to mention, your 7-Series BMW was carefully tended to upon your arrival by a crack team of illegal immigrant valet commandos who make next to nothing.
Back to the party. You came stag and hooked up with other industry luminary wannabes. This one girl is just a hottie. Dress looks great. Makeup immaculate. She probably spent the better part of her week's pay dolling herself up. Payless shoes, but hey, they look like Minolo Blahniks, and she's hoping you won't notice. Wally World actually stocks some OK-looking clothes, so she rips the tag off her $19 George cocktail dress. Am ersatz Gucci clutch bought on a street corner from some illegal for $30 completes her look.
You cruise on over. You've watched enough James Bond movies and actually think you've got the panache. After all, she's alone, and what girl can withstand the charms of a man who's "arrived", a CEO no less (of all 10 employees).
This beautiful girl doesn't need to know your rent consumes 50% of your income, your car another 25%. The remainder goes to keeping up appearances. Steak and choice wines in public, Top Ramen and cold pizza in private. But hey, you're CEO of a Web 2.0 company that claims to be the panacea of Internetwebbie communications.
The girl is in for discontent, but at this early stage, is clueless. Her idea of the Internet is MSN Messenger and IE6 with 9 toolbars. She's got enough spyware on her computer to start her own company.
She admires your bravado. She's rebuffed the advances of all others, but hey, you know you've got it. What with your $200 cologne, your hand-made Italian shoes, and your freshly-pressed Yves St. Laurent suit, you're a beacon of success. No one says no to a CEO, after all.
You hook up, dance, and have a few $30 cocktails. She's impressed when you tell the overworked, underpaid waitress, er, hostess, to put all this on your tab.
You and she hit it off. She's an office manager for a downtown law firm. She inquires as to your position.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! CEO, she says.
You break out your $400 lambskin executive wallet and extract a business card.
Put on the brakes... Wait. Business card is too light a word. At $200 for 500 cards, these parchment paper pieces of art are just that: wallet-sized masterpieces of braggadoccio.
You pass the card to this mere drone of a girl knowing she's yours.
Fast forward a couple of years.
Her parents approve of you. Who wouldn't? Degree from Stanford. BMW. CEO. You actually bathe and use deodorant, unless her previous beaus.
Your new wife has no clue your company is dying. The VCs are waiting for some kind of profit, some kind of light at the end of the tunnel. Not coming. You've had all personal mail transferred to your office so your wife won't see the debt collection notices.
You're on Prozac or some other mind-altering pharmaceutical because coping with a company that is about to crater is difficult. Your employees have seen it coming and are jumping ship for a real company. You know, that other Web 2.0 firm that just got bought by Google.
Six months later you're declaring bankruptcy, your car gets repossessed, and your wife learns of your problems - now her problems. You end up either working for one of your former competitors or horrors, working retail. Life and times of a Web 2.0 CEO. Life expectancy: maybe a couple of years if lucky.
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I checked out both yer BlogRolls + i was disappointed i wasn't on there but then iJustine + Tara Hunt of Horse Pig Cow - 2 Internet Hotties weren't A-Listed either so that cheered me up a lil bit*
Congrats on yer New Baby!!
Cheers! Billy ;))
Peace*
Facebook isn't going to hurt anytime soon, the experience is just far better than anything a cross-platform widget development platform can deliver across multiple networks.
My mother has joined!
To get her to join another socnet is about as likely as getting my grandmother to switch to gmail and stop forwarding urban legends. Not going to happen.
Facebook already has the late adopters joining up. So when my mom joins orkut, ning or plaxo then facebook will die.
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