Scobleizer: Announcement, I’m going to Google
Michel Vuijlsteke
· 3 years ago
Meh.
Tim
· 3 years ago
The only problem with this is that I clicked on Scobleizer in bloglines, thinking "Ok, so what's Scoble's April Fool going to be? Something about Google, probably."
Iwas really buying it until you mentioned China. You should have stopped there and not tagged the entry with april fools :) I would have made a fool of myself
scobleizer
· 3 years ago
Christian, yeah, I couldn't resist dropping in that story from the Register. Ahh, just a little fun on April 1.
Christian Burns
· 3 years ago
I was thinking about the "What If" You might want to milk it for a raise or something, plus you deserve that 20% of your time, and how hard would it be to get you an "eat free" card to the cafateria.
Andy Merrett
· 3 years ago
Nowhere near subtle enough
Morgan
· 3 years ago
Hehe that made me lol irl. My wife doesn't get it though :(
PS its my birthday tomorrow w00t!
scobleizer
· 3 years ago
Subtlety is for Amazon CTOs. :-)
nortypig
· 3 years ago
Ha ha ha. Very nice end to an Australian April Fools day lol
Ugo Cei
· 3 years ago
You don't know it yet, but since Matt Cutts is actually moving to Yahoo!, you've been duped into thinking you'll go working at Google, while what will happen is that Yahoo! bought Google *AND* AOL and your next title will be "Chief Blogging Officer" at AOL.
I'm sorry, but someone had to break the news to you, sooner or later.
Paul Fabretti
· 3 years ago
Now I would have believed it if you had said APPLE!!!
Gary Wisniewski
· 3 years ago
"Larry and Marissa Mayer, who I met at the Google Zeitgeist conference last year, showed me their top secret plans for the future of the software industry..."
I had Grace read your post and when she read that line about the "top secret plans" she looked back at me and said "Sounds like Rocky and Bullwinkle!" and I almost laughed myself out of my chair. I can hear Boris's fake accent. Hope your old friends at Whatsamatta U (or was it SJSU?) read of your move.
Frank N. Stein
· 3 years ago
I am trying to get a gig at Google myself. I met some insiders at the 3rd Annual Nigerian Google Ad Conference and Golf Tournament. I was told that I could make $900,000 more a year than I am now at Uncle Spams in Washington DC, plus free lunch and soda. I visited the Google Washington office and I'll tell you, it is impressive! Just going to work at such a fine place and making the world a better place with Google ads seems like a dream come true in this crazy and mixed up world. I have applied to be product manager for the new golfball ad network. I believe ads on golfballs are the future of the sport and will improve the game for all my Nigerian associates and the world at large. Your pal, Frank
Frank Jr.
· 3 years ago
Good luck dad. I want a new bike once you get the job at Google. Your boy, Frank Jr.
Amit Agarwal
· 3 years ago
Scoble, the news already leaked much before your formal annoucement.
I just don't trust my own judgement without checking Google first. When I'm looking for a little evil, if I find it on Google I know it can't be evil so I use Google to do no evil and another search engines to take care of all the fun and sinister stuff that makes life worth living here in Dublin. Thanks, Frank O Dublin, Ireland
Victor Frankenstein
· 3 years ago
Being dead shouldn't stop you from reaching your Google AdWords goals. After I died, my income grew by 300% and went right on growing with the new AdWords Afterlife program by Google, you can make money from here to eternity.
Gone but not forgotten, Vic P.S. Sign up today, because you could be dead by Sunday! Know what I mean?
Gloria O. Stein
· 3 years ago
SWM ISO DSWM Looking for long-term relationship and cradle 2 grave security.
I demand a creature of another sex, but as hideous as myself. . . . It is true, we shall be monsters, cut off from all the world; but on that account we shall be more attached to one another. Our lives will not be happy, but they will be harmless, and free from the misery I now feel.
Must have AdWords account and Afterlife program or drop dead.
Robert - what you may have missed in the hoopla is that ATT have announced they are to buy Google - something to do with a tiered Internet - more here http://www.tomrafteryit.net/att-purchase-google/
JD
· 3 years ago
I hope everybody enjoyed the short monster movie.
JD
· 3 years ago
Post 30 looks like spam. Webmarketing espan ull. Looking for Pigeon Rank. Use English aholes. This isn't Mexico here.
jason
· 3 years ago
fuck you and all this fucking april fools bullshit its like the fucking world shuts down for a day
Jan Prill
· 3 years ago
What I wonder about is: Is there any such story of one of the a-listers or any other famous web-people that one would instantly realise as an aprils fool joke but then comes out that it is NOT? Wouldn't that be a great marketing gig for the new product, position, whatever? Is there something like this? Would love to here about it...
JD
· 3 years ago
Jason, Nobody is forcing you to look at this. You come here and then bitch about being here. You are a moron. No fooling.
Count D.
· 3 years ago
Whassup Gloria. I'll suck you dry baby. Do you want go down with the Count? I'm no softie, if you know what it is! You know what to do.
Yours for the sucking, C.D. Pennsylvania
Chris Elliott
· 3 years ago
If there hadn't been so much hype about April Fools on everyone's blogs then it could have been more believable, that combined with too much hyperbole made it too big of a pill to swallow.
Diego
· 3 years ago
Wasn't Dave Winer quitting blogging? This farewell tour is going to be longer than the ones by most old rock'n'rollers! ;)
Daniel Miessler
· 3 years ago
Robert,
I am sure you are a nice person, and that I'd value knowing you personally, but you are doing yourself a disservice by blogging the way you do. Let me explain how.
You try and use sarcasm and humor to cover sentiments that are not positive. This post of yours is a perfect example.
You attempt to come off as open and accepting by using humor and (false?) humility, but in your posts you routinely jab at the competition in an extremely transparent way. You use humor to do so, but that just makes it that more repulsive.
Your problem is one of definition. Nobody knows where you stand. You attempt to appear open to other products, but when you post to give them props it looks like a textbook example of making a post precisely for the purpose of having something to show others when you're challenged for being biased. I'd almost bet you have a list of "pro-apple" and "pro-google" permalink addresses that you use for cut and paste responses.
Again, I don't think you're a bad guy. I think you're smart, have a good sense of humor, and you are loyal to your company.
But just be that. Please. Don't pretend to be open and non-competitive and then use humor and sarcasm to take swipes at the competition. It not only makes you look bad personally, but it makes Microsoft look bad as well.
Your current style reeks of a rigged Microsoft vs. Linux competition where the entire spin is to have it appear to come from a neutral source. See, it wouldn't be so bad if you (or the bakeoff) dropped all pretense of neutrality. It'd be genuine at that point and people could decide on their own whether the testing conditions (or your comments) were legitimate or not.
But to pretend one thing while being another is something else altogether. You may not have realized this, but this is the underlying cause of all the recent aggro you've been pulling. It's the deception, not your views.
Anyway, sorry to be negative here. I think you're a good blogger and would just like to see you "come out" and drop the "I'm neutral" bit. It'd be refreshing, and I think you'd earn a lot of respect as a result.
"This farewell tour is going to be longer than the ones by most old rock’n'rollers!" It might be like Ground Hog Day meets April Fools Day.
I keep changing my mind, I'm going to blog, I'm not, I am....I can't decide. Watch this space for more information as I try to get you to talk me out of blogging. Oops, I mean not blogging.
I'm trying to sell my geek blog tool to Google for millions, so you know who is pinging and what is being pinged. I have all your money and wasted all your time you suckers and I just got a ping pong table so I have less time for blogging. Do you play ping pong? I am launching a new pong service and it should have a blog called Pong Blog News.
JD
· 3 years ago
Google China could buy Pong Blog News [for flat world] from me for billions of dollars. Then I can have tea with the queen and crackers with important people. I will set the ping server to pong serve you Scobleizer.
Pong Blog News
· 3 years ago
Breaking News PBN--New China Winer to open diner with Google VC. Suddenly, life was more than french fries, gravy and girls. Serving billions and billions at McWiners Diners.
MikeFitz
· 3 years ago
Mr Scoble, For about 3 paragraphs, you really had my heart in my mouth.
I was reading this post through NewsGator so I didn't see the "April Fools" tag. Plus, it is 10:35pm here in Australia and April Fools jokes were over hours ago. Great post. Loved the cool NERD device too.
Pong Blog News
· 3 years ago
Pong to Scoblizer, pong to Scoblizer, come in Scobilizer. [Exidor is trying to get Winers memory back] All right, Scoblizer, put your hands in front of your face, and repeat after me. "Oh, no, please don't."
James Cherkoff
· 3 years ago
What - so I was the ONLY one who was totally fooled?
Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Watch out for position 0 friends. Microsoft .NET Framework Version:2.0.50727.42; ASP.NET Version:2.0.50727.42
You guys might want to fix that. No joking!
JD
· 3 years ago
THIS IS WEIRD STUFF. From the people that brought you e-voting Advantage.
It's supposed to be a "review" of Windows Vista... but I think you know what's written there. Nothing too offensive though, since it wounded up sounding like a cartoon. ^^
JDI
· 3 years ago
Here is why I believe Scoble is leaving Microsoft. E:\Inetpub\wwwroot\v2\includes\watch_this.ascx:27 The guy must of gotten really pissed. I know I would of.
JDI
· 3 years ago
Windows Hasta La Vista 2.0 for Babies. Works with Crapster for Windows Media. Now on sale at G-Mart and Bills Clubs worldwide.
Bil Simser
· 3 years ago
Great stuff Robert, I knew they were smart people over there. Plus with Google buying OpenOffice you'll have that office suite you always wanted. Not only that I saw a press release about Windows SharePoint Services going open source with the release of Office 2007 so porting your dashboard will be no problem: http://weblogs.asp.net/bsimser/archive/2006/04/...
Jake
· 3 years ago
Finally
J. Random Poster
· 3 years ago
Damn! The market's closed. Google will probably drop 5% on this rumor, even though it is an april fool's gag.
Jon
· 3 years ago
You're not smart enough to work at Google.
Beranrd Odjidja
· 3 years ago
HA
polizeros
· 3 years ago
Perhaps this ties in with White House plans to simultaneously win the war and solve the immigration problem.
Hey, here's an idea you cam implement now Scoble. Implant RFIDs chips in everyone, then track them using Google Maps.
Chrono Cr@cker
· 3 years ago
DUH!! Happy Googling then..
Btw, it's too obvious.
farlane
· 3 years ago
Wow! Congratulations.
Hey, I've been having trouble getting this vital news out. I think that my tinfoil hat is blocking the Google spider, but I can't take it off for obvious reasons. Anyway, could you check on that for me?
Martin
· 3 years ago
Why?
Mike Drips
· 3 years ago
Obviously you have no limits left in your life for boosting up your site hit counts.
In other April Fools Day news, I found my PC mouse no longer worked this morning. I rebooted the PC. Nope. Still not working. Dusted off and reset all the USB cables. Nope. Still not working.
Turned the mouse over to look at the bottom. Covering the LED was a small bit of Post-It note with the words "April Fool!" written on it in what appeared to be my wife's handwriting.
Then again it might have been Scoble's handwriting.
Please leave the phone on the desk when you leave. thank you, the head lemur xoxoxoxoxo
N. Venkat Venkatraman
· 3 years ago
happy April 1.... Nice try... Did you try Google Romance..:-) Just kidding..
Bill Gates
· 3 years ago
Robert,
Please don't forget the non-disclosure agreement you signed when you joined Microsoft. Our corporate legal department will be performing your exit interview so don't forget to stop by Building 14 before you leave. Please remember to turn in your employee badge and parking pass. We have already canceled your Hotmail account, XBox Live account and your unlimited spending privileges at the Microsoft Store. One more thing before you go. Steve has a chair with your name on it he would like to "present" to you. Oh yeah, please leave the Channel 9 guy on in your cubicle as he will be replacing you on the team.
Best regards,
Bill
susan mernit
· 3 years ago
Good one! Maybe you should run Google's new romance product.
Harsh C
· 3 years ago
You bad little insignificant turd of a geek.
As someone already said, the move to Google was the most obvious April Fool's drivel you could have come up with. You could have been more imaginative, but why bother I guess, its April Fool's, its happy time, everyone will get up at 5:00 AM to see what new fun-fun thing "The scobelizer" has in store for them. Everyday, I feel you are getting close to being the Bill O' Reilly of technology.
And please stop calling yourself "Scobeilizer" or did you just want to reinforce your image as "Microsoft's geek blogger". Aw come on, you call yourself a geek when you sit on your ass all day drumming up the FOX news of tech while real geeks up in Redmond are writing sw. Come on man, the whole look at me, I'm a geek thing is old now.
JDI
· 3 years ago
Tranquility Base to Scoble. We have a little problem here Scoble. The NewLateBinding.net probe reports a failure to communicate. You're on your own for now. Good luck Scoble. You keep rockin there baby and we'll keep rolling at TB. It will all work out because it has to. We need to cancel your passport. Use System 14 for navigational purposes and avoid the rocks. Tranquility Base out Scoble.
shel israel
· 3 years ago
The only problem you may face is they just hired Wermer to be your boss. Please bring a spreadsheet with your projected returns on Google's investment on you to the office on Monday morning.
Debbie Weil
· 3 years ago
Hey, good one!! Looks like you fooled a lot of folks! Robert, you're too clever.
:)
Clyde Smith
· 3 years ago
I immediately realized your post was bogus the minute I got there. But I have to confess that seeing Google Geek Blogger in my newsreader totally got me. In fact, I'd just responded to a post about one of your Naked Conversations presentations at another blog, saw the subtitle and thought I'd really gotten confused about who you worked for.
I should have had some coffee since I'm obviously not accessing detailed mental information properly at the moment.
Debbie Weil
· 3 years ago
Darn, too bad you're not staying with Microsoft. Bill Gates just called to hire me as his CEO blogging coach! He insisted I fly out to Seattle first thing Monday... cool, huh?!
Miles Archer
· 3 years ago
Nice try. You had me for about 2 seconds.
thefallout
· 3 years ago
well, looks like you'll be learning open office then... www.openoffice.org
Darren Straight
· 3 years ago
Haha great one! ;)
Rick
· 3 years ago
First the Best Actor Oscar for "Capote," now a primo job at Google. You're having a very good year, indeed. If you can manage to kick Brad to the curb and get Angelina, I will worship you as a god.
Clay Haynes
· 3 years ago
When you do call Steve... make sure all the chairs are bolted to the floor!
Dave Fourputt
· 3 years ago
The free porn sealed the deal, eh?
Great post!
Gavin
· 3 years ago
This is very funny Robert. Congrats on fooling a bunch of people!
I'm collecting as many April Fools 2.0's as I can. Let me know if you see any others.
Nothing new in this April Fools joke: you just expressed your biggest dream: to get hired by Google. I think many people guessed it before.
Amit
· 3 years ago
sadly enough, I didn't get a laugh out of this, not believable for one word!! you overdid it this time Robert!! ;)
pierre chappaz
· 3 years ago
well done!
joeduck
· 3 years ago
Hey, now you can fix their corporate blog which you trashed in Naked C's! Say hi to Jeremy Z who is now blogging over there at the plex ... http://mattcutts.com/blog/
mauliksoni
· 3 years ago
how come china buy google ? not fair
Scott Royall
· 3 years ago
I'd call you a few names but that would be redundant,
The one sad aspect is that I wasn't for a nanosecond.
John C. Welch
· 3 years ago
Now if you were to say that Microsoft was supporting ebooks on multiple platforms, that would be a great April Fool's joke, i mean, come on, MICROSOFT, supporting READING outside of WINDOWS?
BWAAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Sanji
· 3 years ago
We will match Google’s offer, we have better pay and more benifits.
Does posting that your biggest dream has actually come true really count as a April fools joke?
jdragon
· 3 years ago
windows vista is delayed til 2050...
richmanwisco
· 3 years ago
Oh wow....you had me going big time. And to China no less? A classic Mr. Scoble, not soon to be outdone.
scobleizer
· 3 years ago
Luke, yes, this is my biggest dream come true! Free food AND drinks! :-)
Dmad
· 3 years ago
for a year you knew April 1st was coming and this predictable fools joke is the best you could come up with? I don't see how anyone of your readers could not have predicted such a lame "joke". You need new writers. Again, geeks should not attempt humor.
scobleizer
· 3 years ago
Dmad: next year I'm gonna play you!
王小虎
· 3 years ago
针对中国的那几段话一点都不好笑。
Dmad
· 3 years ago
I'd be honored.
mano
· 3 years ago
woah i thought that was for real!!!!
:)
-mano
Zach Blume
· 3 years ago
I thought you were for real. Darnit. Your not. It's april fools. Of course.
bob
· 3 years ago
ha ha ha great joke...unfourtanely you have been on the top of memeorandum all day which has been kinda boring....i wish something more exciting happened today... and di everybody forget apple today. Happy BIrthday Apple. Good joke scoble
Robert Scoble
· 3 years ago
Bob: it's good that the blogosphere takes a day off once in a while. It gets tiring trying to keep up with it all.
Russell Bassman
· 3 years ago
Microsoft spends company money to pay you to write this stuff? No wonder Vista is shipping late.
Someone
· 3 years ago
Larry Page just called to inform that he is joining Microsoft.
smith
· 3 years ago
a slave
guc
· 3 years ago
really, what a poor attempt to fool people.
scobleizer
· 3 years ago
Russell: I wrote this on Saturday. It's my own time, thank you very much!
Russell Bassman
· 3 years ago
Hi Robert,
You write stuff here during the week for Microsoft so a Saturday post is different how? Is there some disclaimer I'm missing? Let me know, thanks.
And it still sucks that Vista is shipping late.
Are you a coder? You should spend more time coding.
I agree that a day off for the news is a good thing, Robert. It'd be great if someday we could get to a world where such a thing was possible for everyone.
Russell Bassman
· 3 years ago
Hi Robert,
It apparently doesn't help Vista ship any sooner.
Martin
· 3 years ago
Had me worried there for a sec...
Luckily though, when I didn't see any mention of Chuck Norris, I knew it couldn't be real.
John C. Welch
· 3 years ago
Um...Russell...Robert doesn't even work directly for the Vista team. He's an evangelist. Short of being a gopher for the programmers, exactly WHAT is he going to do?
As well, even if he was...I don't want code written by people pushing 100 hour weeks. All that does is guarantee buggy, craptacular code. There's a reason why Unions pushed for a weekend. You need some "away" time from work. Otherwise, your brain turns to mush.
cyber_rigger
· 3 years ago
If Google really did offer you a job, would you go?
Russell Bassman
· 3 years ago
Hi John C. Welsh,
Microsoft would make better use of their funds paying money to ship a Vista that doesn't suck, and on time, rather than paying Scoble to write something that occupies space, and does nothing more.
John C. Welch
· 3 years ago
Hi Russell, you know, when you have my name *right there*, spelling it wrong is kind of silly.
As well, what part of "Scoble has nothing to do with Vista" aren't you getting? You appear to speak and read English fairly well, yet insist on acting as though every person at Microsoft works on Vista.
Now, you can believe anything you like, however, your belief does not in fact, change reality. Scoble in a tutu, spit-roasting cheerleaders and eating a baby for breakfast wouldn't affect Vista, so how is his blog going to do so?
It won't.
Let's recap...Scoble doesn't work on Vista, and your belief otherwise doesn't change that. You do not in fact, shape reality, and some time spent on that could help you with much in life.
secretgeek
· 3 years ago
Well. That was so obvious. You really better not try for a career as comedian. That'd end in utter failure.
harry
· 3 years ago
nice one :D
Ian Muir
· 3 years ago
Well, I may not agree with you all the time, but this is a fantastic April Fools joke. You actually had about a dozen people at my company talking about what legal actions Microsoft might take.
Ryan B
· 3 years ago
Nice one. I was about to say congrats but then I was like wait a minute. Scrolled back to the top to look at the date...
... and almost believed his entry linking to yours, until I read the date.
Also a funny double entendre you've included: "...redefining evil to mean 'evil is 'whatever Scoble says is evil.'"
So now you're evil? ;)
John Clifford
· 3 years ago
Could be fun
Steve Looy
· 2 years ago
There are no cute women that work at Google, they come in cute and within 3 weeks they are fat, ugly, messy gnomes. Google does not allow any reflective surfaces inside so that they can see how messy their hair is. They never see the sun so they get all pale. Google puts food everywhere so you are forced to come there for breakfast until dinner so all you do is eat and eat to mask the stress until you turn into a blubber butt. Your eyes sink in from staring at LCD screens and you get dark circles under your eyes from looking at a single plane all day. You chew your hair and you get pimples... The women at Google are Gnomes...
All Comments
Must try harder :)
Here's mine:
http://blogs.netindonesia.net/adrian/archive/20...
Happy April!
You might want to milk it for a raise or something, plus you deserve that 20% of your time, and how hard would it be to get you an "eat free" card to the cafateria.
PS its my birthday tomorrow w00t!
I'm sorry, but someone had to break the news to you, sooner or later.
I had Grace read your post and when she read that line about the "top secret plans" she looked back at me and said "Sounds like Rocky and Bullwinkle!" and I almost laughed myself out of my chair. I can hear Boris's fake accent. Hope your old friends at Whatsamatta U (or was it SJSU?) read of your move.
I met some insiders at the 3rd Annual Nigerian Google Ad Conference and Golf Tournament. I was told that I could make $900,000 more a year than I am now at Uncle Spams in Washington DC, plus free lunch and soda. I visited the Google Washington office and I'll tell you, it is impressive! Just going to work at such a fine place and making the world a better place with Google ads seems like a dream come true in this crazy and mixed up world. I have applied to be product manager for the new golfball ad network. I believe ads on golfballs are the future of the sport and will improve the game for all my Nigerian associates and the world at large.
Your pal,
Frank
Your boy,
Frank Jr.
http://labnol.blogspot.com/2006/04/scoble-quits...
Thanks,
Frank O
Dublin, Ireland
Gone but not forgotten,
Vic
P.S. Sign up today, because you could be dead by Sunday! Know what I mean?
Looking for long-term relationship and cradle 2 grave security.
I demand a creature of another sex, but as hideous as myself. . . . It is true, we shall be monsters, cut off from all the world; but on that account we shall be more attached to one another. Our lives will not be happy, but they will be harmless, and free from the misery I now feel.
Must have AdWords account and Afterlife program or drop dead.
Webmarketing espan ull.
Looking for Pigeon Rank.
Use English aholes.
This isn't Mexico here.
Nobody is forcing you to look at this.
You come here and then bitch about being here.
You are a moron. No fooling.
Do you want go down with the Count? I'm no softie, if you know what it is! You know what to do.
Yours for the sucking,
C.D.
Pennsylvania
I am sure you are a nice person, and that I'd value knowing you personally, but you are doing yourself a disservice by blogging the way you do. Let me explain how.
You try and use sarcasm and humor to cover sentiments that are not positive. This post of yours is a perfect example.
You attempt to come off as open and accepting by using humor and (false?) humility, but in your posts you routinely jab at the competition in an extremely transparent way. You use humor to do so, but that just makes it that more repulsive.
Your problem is one of definition. Nobody knows where you stand. You attempt to appear open to other products, but when you post to give them props it looks like a textbook example of making a post precisely for the purpose of having something to show others when you're challenged for being biased. I'd almost bet you have a list of "pro-apple" and "pro-google" permalink addresses that you use for cut and paste responses.
Again, I don't think you're a bad guy. I think you're smart, have a good sense of humor, and you are loyal to your company.
But just be that. Please. Don't pretend to be open and non-competitive and then use humor and sarcasm to take swipes at the competition. It not only makes you look bad personally, but it makes Microsoft look bad as well.
Your current style reeks of a rigged Microsoft vs. Linux competition where the entire spin is to have it appear to come from a neutral source. See, it wouldn't be so bad if you (or the bakeoff) dropped all pretense of neutrality. It'd be genuine at that point and people could decide on their own whether the testing conditions (or your comments) were legitimate or not.
But to pretend one thing while being another is something else altogether. You may not have realized this, but this is the underlying cause of all the recent aggro you've been pulling. It's the deception, not your views.
Anyway, sorry to be negative here. I think you're a good blogger and would just like to see you "come out" and drop the "I'm neutral" bit. It'd be refreshing, and I think you'd earn a lot of respect as a result.
Kindly,
-Daniel Miessler
Should Amazon Blog?
http://www.gapingvoid.com/Moveable_Type/archive...
Quitting blogging?
http://www.gapingvoid.com/Moveable_Type/archive...
I keep changing my mind, I'm going to blog, I'm not, I am....I can't decide. Watch this space for more information as I try to get you to talk me out of blogging. Oops, I mean not blogging.
I'm trying to sell my geek blog tool to Google for millions, so you know who is pinging and what is being pinged. I have all your money and wasted all your time you suckers and I just got a ping pong table so I have less time for blogging. Do you play ping pong? I am launching a new pong service and it should have a blog called Pong Blog News.
I will set the ping server to pong serve you Scobleizer.
PBN--New China
Winer to open diner with Google VC.
Suddenly, life was more than french fries, gravy and girls. Serving billions and billions at McWiners Diners.
I was reading this post through NewsGator so I didn't see the "April Fools" tag. Plus, it is 10:35pm here in Australia and April Fools jokes were over hours ago. Great post. Loved the cool NERD device too.
http://www.google.com/romance/
Regards
John
Jean DaVinci Code Bitch
Watch out for position 0 friends.
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Say what?
CalliEventHandlerDelegateProxy.
That's what I always said!
If you need a politician, don't call a plumber.
We can put you in an new early binding and bump you up to first class.
http://distrowatch.com/dwres.php?resource=revie...
It's supposed to be a "review" of Windows Vista... but I think you know what's written there. Nothing too offensive though, since it wounded up sounding like a cartoon. ^^
E:\Inetpub\wwwroot\v2\includes\watch_this.ascx:27
The guy must of gotten really pissed. I know I would of.
Works with Crapster for Windows Media.
Now on sale at G-Mart and Bills Clubs worldwide.
http://weblogs.asp.net/bsimser/archive/2006/04/...
http://polizeros.com/2006/04/01/operation-two-b...
Hey, here's an idea you cam implement now Scoble. Implant RFIDs chips in everyone, then track them using Google Maps.
Btw, it's too obvious.
Hey, I've been having trouble getting this vital news out. I think that my tinfoil hat is blocking the Google spider, but I can't take it off for obvious reasons. Anyway, could you check on that for me?
In other April Fools Day news, I found my PC mouse no longer worked this morning. I rebooted the PC. Nope. Still not working. Dusted off and reset all the USB cables. Nope. Still not working.
Turned the mouse over to look at the bottom. Covering the LED was a small bit of Post-It note with the words "April Fool!" written on it in what appeared to be my wife's handwriting.
Then again it might have been Scoble's handwriting.
Hmm...
Congratualations on your Move. I have been named your replacement.
http://theheadlemur.typepad.com/ravinglunacy/20...
Please leave the phone on the desk when you leave.
thank you,
the head lemur
xoxoxoxoxo
Please don't forget the non-disclosure agreement you signed when you joined Microsoft. Our corporate legal department will be performing your exit interview so don't forget to stop by Building 14 before you leave. Please remember to turn in your employee badge and parking pass. We have already canceled your Hotmail account, XBox Live account and your unlimited spending privileges at the Microsoft Store. One more thing before you go. Steve has a chair with your name on it he would like to "present" to you. Oh yeah, please leave the Channel 9 guy on in your cubicle as he will be replacing you on the team.
Best regards,
Bill
As someone already said, the move to Google was the most obvious April Fool's drivel you could have come up with. You could have been more imaginative, but why bother I guess, its April Fool's, its happy time, everyone will get up at 5:00 AM to see what new fun-fun thing "The scobelizer" has in store for them. Everyday, I feel you are getting close to being the Bill O' Reilly of technology.
And please stop calling yourself "Scobeilizer" or did you just want to reinforce your image as "Microsoft's geek blogger". Aw come on, you call yourself a geek when you sit on your ass all day drumming up the FOX news of tech while real geeks up in Redmond are writing sw. Come on man, the whole look at me, I'm a geek thing is old now.
We have a little problem here Scoble.
The NewLateBinding.net probe reports a failure to communicate. You're on your own for now. Good luck Scoble. You keep rockin there baby and we'll keep rolling at TB. It will all work out because it has to.
We need to cancel your passport. Use System 14 for navigational purposes and avoid the rocks.
Tranquility Base out Scoble.
:)
I should have had some coffee since I'm obviously not accessing detailed mental information properly at the moment.
www.openoffice.org
Great post!
I'm collecting as many April Fools 2.0's as I can. Let me know if you see any others.
My post is here:
http://start-up20.blogspot.com/2006/04/april-fo...
The one sad aspect is that I wasn't for a nanosecond.
BWAAHAHAHAAHAHAH
http://www.webringr.com
:)
-mano
No wonder Vista is shipping late.
You write stuff here during the week for Microsoft so a Saturday post is different how?
Is there some disclaimer I'm missing?
Let me know, thanks.
And it still sucks that Vista is shipping late.
Are you a coder?
You should spend more time coding.
The job I get paid for is over on Channel 9. http://channel9.msdn.com -- hope that helps.
It apparently doesn't help Vista ship any sooner.
Luckily though, when I didn't see any mention of Chuck Norris, I knew it couldn't be real.
As well, even if he was...I don't want code written by people pushing 100 hour weeks. All that does is guarantee buggy, craptacular code. There's a reason why Unions pushed for a weekend. You need some "away" time from work. Otherwise, your brain turns to mush.
would you go?
Microsoft would make better use of their funds paying money to ship a Vista that doesn't suck, and on time, rather than paying Scoble to write something that occupies space, and does nothing more.
As well, what part of "Scoble has nothing to do with Vista" aren't you getting? You appear to speak and read English fairly well, yet insist on acting as though every person at Microsoft works on Vista.
Now, you can believe anything you like, however, your belief does not in fact, change reality. Scoble in a tutu, spit-roasting cheerleaders and eating a baby for breakfast wouldn't affect Vista, so how is his blog going to do so?
It won't.
Let's recap...Scoble doesn't work on Vista, and your belief otherwise doesn't change that. You do not in fact, shape reality, and some time spent on that could help you with much in life.
... and almost believed his entry linking to yours, until I read the date.
Also a funny double entendre you've included: "...redefining evil to mean 'evil is 'whatever Scoble says is evil.'"
So now you're evil? ;)